Monday, August 2, 2010

Monday Night Report

DAY 18 MON 0802 17:30PST
HEY, 210NM TO GO. CELL PHONES WILL GO ON THIS TIME TOMORROW...AMAZING. L'EAU
LIFE APPEARS TO BE QUITE ANXIOUS TO GET IN. WE'VE REDUCED SAIL A COUPLE OF
TIMES BUT SHE STILL WANTS TO GO 7 + KNOTS. ANYMORE REDUCTION IN SAIL MAKES US
ROCK FROM SIDE TO SIDE TOO MUCH. SO ,WE ARE STILL DISCUSSING ETA. WE HAVE
NUMBERS WE ARE CRUNCHING THAT WE ARE NOT READY TO DIVULGE AT THIS STAGE.
SUFFICE IT TO SAY THAT A NIGHTTIME ARRIVAL IS NOT OUT OF THE QUESTION AT THIS
POINT. WE'LL SEE!!!
STEVE'S BED HAS BEEN DRY FOR THE ENTIRE PASSAGE...TILL TODAY. A LITTLE BIT OF
SHEET IS WET, BUT MOST OF THE BED...THE SIDE HE'S SLEEPING ON IS DRY. CAN'T
IDENTIFY SOURCE OF ENTRY...BIG SURPRISE THERE. IN FACT I'VE YET TO FIND A
SOURCE OF ANY OF THE LEAKS WE'VE HAD. JUST WALK AROUND THE DECK AND SPURT
SILICONE GOOP ALL OVER AND PRAY, IS THE USUAL PROCEDURE.
I KILLED SOMEONE LAST NIGHT. GRANTED IT WAS IN A DARK DREAM, BUT IT WAS VERY
REAL. SLEEP DEPREVATION AT IT'S VERY BEST!!! THIS GUY DRESSED IN A SUIT WITH A
NEON SECURITY VEST ON CAME AT ME WITH A SPEAR. THIS WAS IN A SQUARE IN SOME
EUROPEAN CITY, AND THERE WERE MANY OF THESE SIMILARLY DRESSED AND ARMED WITH
SPEARS MEN ABOUT, SUCCESSFULLY DOWNING THEIR VICTIMS. I SIMPLY SNATCHED THE
SPEAR FROM HIM, QUICKLY TURNED IT AROUND AND FLICKED IT AT HIM. I WAS AIMING
FOR HIS EYE BUT MISSED...HIT HIM IN THE BACK OF THE THROAT...THROUGH HIS
MOUTH. HE LOOKED A LITTLE SURPRISED BUT ACTED AS IT WAS ONLY A FLESH WOUND,
EVEN THOUGH IT WAS STICKING OUT THE BACK OF HIS HEAD. HE REMOVED ANOTHER SPEAR
FROM AN INVISIBLE QUIVER, WHICH I AGAIN SNATCHED. I STUFFED IT BETWEEN RIBS 3
AND 4 ON HIS RIGHT SIDE AND PUNCTURED HIS LUNG...DOWN HE WENT. SOMEONE STARTED
CALLING AT ME...IT'S YOUR WATCH...IT'S YOUR WATCH...OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
NOW THIS IS A TAD ON THE DARK SIDE I ADMIT, BUT THERE YA GO. I'M SURE SOME OF
YOU SLEEP DEPRIVED INSOMNIACS CAN RELATE...I HOPE!!!
OK, THAT'S TONIGHT'S ENTERTAINMENT!!! DO DO DO DO...DO DO DO DO...
THE MURDEROUS SKIPPER!!!

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